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Dec

Oh boy! Oh boy!

Posted by High Priestess Kang as Celebrations, IJC, Religion

It’s that time of year!  Time for Dock Ellis to score some He’Brew (The Chosen Beer) for his Sayanim Honeybunny, High Priestess Kang.  Yay!  Yay!  Oy vey!

Monumental Jewbelation (picture on He’Brew website) is a whopping 10% alcohol.  Good thing North Carolina popped the cap!  I cannot wait to get loaded on He’Brew and latkes.  I cannot wait to play drinking dreidel.  I cannot wait to engage in all sorts of tawdry activities which would make the devout shun me.

Chanukkah begins on 24 Kislev (or 15 December for my Gentile friends).  I’m counting the days!

8 comments so far

That is just so funny. Ten percent alcohol, wow. The only stuff I know that has 10 is Faxe and some of the Quebec beers. I have tryed both and let me tell you, that night is a blur.
Sounds good though. And the label is also very funny.

High Priestess Kang says December 5th, 2006 at 8:45 am

10%!!! I know!!! Is it trying to pass as a Kosher Belgian, I wonder?

From what I can recall, last year’s Chanukkah edition wasn’t anything overly fantastic. That said, it did not stink either. Dock and I were middle of the road about it.

The label is hysterical, as is the website. The first time I saw He’Brew advertised I howled for at least five minutes.

Damned J00z! This is Mossad poison :)

High Priestess Kang says December 5th, 2006 at 7:46 pm

Yesses. And if you are a good, finned friend, I will let you have some. Along with the bodies of bad Gentiles.

I’m still howling! My first thought was it was not real, but then…..

This has got to be the best label I have ever seen.

Up until now, my favorite beer name was Arrogant Bastard Ale.

High Priestess Kang says December 7th, 2006 at 10:10 pm

We J00z are some phunny pholk. I keep trying to recruit Dock but he’s fairly obstinate and proud of his agnostic position. Oy vey.

High Priestess Kang says December 7th, 2006 at 10:10 pm

LOOOOL @ Arrogant Bastard Ale. =)

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