Michael Vick: Certified Douchebag

Posted by High Priestess Kang as News

What else can he do?   Really?

My grandmother used to say, “I would never wish anything on someone that I wouldn’t wish on myself.”  I cannot rise above this level of faggotry and ass-banditry.  I wish nothing but the absolute worst for Michael Vick. 

I’m hoping that those who abuse animals are treated worse than pedos in prison hierarchy.  I hope he’s not treated as a hero for being a quarterback; but as a prag for being the one of the biggest wastes of protoplasm this planet has ever seen.

Accepting full responsiblities for his mistakes (as he says)?  Mistakes you call it?  A mistake because you were popped, right?

With as vast as my vocabulary can be at times, I am at a loss for profane words to describe Michael Vick.  I sincerely hope he burns in hell.

Vick reaches plea agreement on dogfighting
QB will ‘accept full responsibility for his actions and … mistakes’

RICHMOND, Va. - Michael Vick’s lawyer said Monday the NFL star will plead guilty to federal dogfighting conspiracy charges, putting the Atlanta Falcons quarterback’s career in jeopardy and leaving him subject to a possible prison term.

The offense is punishable by up to five years in prison and a $250,000 fine, although federal sentencing guidelines most likely would call for less.

“After consulting with his family over the weekend, Michael Vick asked that I announce today that he has reached an agreement with federal prosecutors regarding the charges pending against him,” lead defense attorney Billy Martin said in a statement.

“Mr. Vick has agreed to enter a plea of guilty to those charges and to accept full responsibility for his actions and the mistakes he has made. Michael wishes to apologize again to everyone who has been hurt by this matter.”

Vick’s plea hearing will be Aug. 27, Martin said.

NFL commissioner Roger Goodell has barred Vick from the Falcons’ training camp but has withheld further action while the league conducts its own investigation.

Vick is charged with conspiracy to travel in interstate commerce in aid of unlawful activities and conspiracy to sponsor a dog in an animal fighting venture.

Martin’s announcement came as a grand jury that could add new charges met in private. Prosecutors had said that a superseding indictment was in the works, but Vick’s plea most likely means he will not face additional charges.

Three of Vick’s original co-defendants already have pleaded guilty and agreed to testify against him if the case went to trial. Quanis Phillips of Atlanta and Purnell Peace of Virginia Beach signed statements saying the 27-year-old quarterback participated in executing at least eight underperforming dogs by various means, including drowning and hanging.

Phillips, Peace and Tony Taylor, who pleaded guilty last month, also said Vick provided virtually all of the gambling and operating funds for his “Bad Newz Kennels” operation in Surry County, Va., not far from Vick’s hometown of Newport News.

The gambling allegations alone could trigger a lifetime ban under the NFL’s personal conduct policy.