27

Nov

I am sloth.

Posted by High Priestess Kang as Personal

Aaaaah…first day of unemployment/sponging off bread winning honeybunny. Instead of being productive and focusing on productive things such as cleaning the house, taking a walk or anything else remotely indicative of the Protestant Work Ethic, I:

  • Woke up at 11.07
  • Ate breakfast: one slice of apple pie
  • Swallowed a few cups of coffee
  • Played Kingdom of Loathing
  • Spoke with an attorney
  • Forwarded a few resumes
  • Completed a phone interview
  • Drank more coffee
  • Ate a snack: two pieces of toast
  • Smoked some cigarettes
  • Watched TV
  • Jabbered with Shark
  • Chatted with a (now) former colleague
  • Found a new, guilty pleasure: www.dlist.com
  • Drank more coffee

Now, I’m going to head out to Target and figure out a way to waste $1,300.00 on money socked away in a FSA. I’m thinking some friends in Sweden will be in receipt of lots of allergy and cold medicine in the very near future.

I’m seriously considering going the way of my pal, A Bowl of Stupid, and heading off to Thailand or other relatively inexpensive place for our weak greenback for a while. Not sure how Dock would feel about that but there is a large chunk of money tucked away in an IRA. While it would be entirely irresponsible and unwise to cash it in…you only live once. And…if I swim in the right ocean, I can meet the Crocodile Hunter’s stingray. Retirement wouldn’t be much of an issue then. j/k.

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2 comments so far

Oooh…allergy and cold medicine. Do you still have that list I sent you of stuff I needed? Zinc losenges and the like…?

Hai!

I should have that email. I never throw anything away.

Hee hee.

$1,300.00 is *a lot* of money to spend on a limited set of items. Kinda pisses me off. I want a new messenger bag.

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