I am sloth.

Posted by High Priestess Kang as Personal

Aaaaah…first day of unemployment/sponging off bread winning honeybunny. Instead of being productive and focusing on productive things such as cleaning the house, taking a walk or anything else remotely indicative of the Protestant Work Ethic, I:

• Woke up at 11.07
• Ate breakfast: one slice of apple pie
• Swallowed a few cups of coffee
• Played Kingdom of Loathing
• Spoke with an attorney
• Forwarded a few resumes
• Completed a phone interview
• Drank more coffee
• Ate a snack: two pieces of toast
• Smoked some cigarettes
• Watched TV
• Jabbered with Shark
• Chatted with a (now) former colleague
• Found a new, guilty pleasure: www.dlist.com
• Drank more coffee

Now, I’m going to head out to Target and figure out a way to waste $1,300.00 on money socked away in a FSA. I’m thinking some friends in Sweden will be in receipt of lots of allergy and cold medicine in the very near future.

I’m seriously considering going the way of my pal, A Bowl of Stupid, and heading off to Thailand or other relatively inexpensive place for our weak greenback for a while. Not sure how Dock would feel about that but there is a large chunk of money tucked away in an IRA. While it would be entirely irresponsible and unwise to cash it in…you only live once. And…if I swim in the right ocean, I can meet the Crocodile Hunter’s stingray. Retirement wouldn’t be much of an issue then. j/k.

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