White Christians…

Posted by High Priestess Kang as Politics

…love them some Huckabee.

Iowans are raptured by that hunk-a-hunk o’ burnin’ love that is Mike Huckabee.

On one hand, this is frightening.  The white evangelicals are not going to relent.  Why should they?  They have Jeebus on their side and our condemned souls cruising directly to hell.  Furthermore, it’s all too apparent that religious America still hasn’t learned from past mistakes.  Then again, when you absorb dogma and gospel without questioning anything, you’re not exact one for intellectual learning, right?

On the other hand…what a belated Christmas pressie for the Liberals.  You know, those save the whale lovin’ Liberals who like science and sinful, non-Christian beliefs.

This should prove to be very interesting if the train to salvation through presidential elections keeps on chuggin’ along.

Suddenly, I feel like vomiting.