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See if you can guess where I am now!

Posted by High Priestess Kang as Travel

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Must be a fan of The Simpsons for this one.  Alas, if you’re not (and shame on you), I am currently in Dallas, Texas.  To be exact, a TGIFriday’s in DFW airport, nursing one glass of water with a slice of lemon and one mediocre Cosmopolitan.  I am waiting for my flight to fall victim to American Airlines’ complete goat-phuck of a safety scenario.

Three hours prior to departure, they insist I’m getting out of here.  I have no delusions of grandeur, however.

Of all the things I have noticed about life in Texas…the women are G-d Awful, Motherphucking Hideous Beasts.  Seriously.  I have no idea what passes for style in this part of the world other than COMPLETELYPHUCKINGTACKY.

:hic:

4 comments so far

Howard says April 11th, 2008 at 8:13 am

You know they do everything big and tacky in Texas. You see what oil money does to you.
Makes you big and no style at all.

Adam Smith says April 14th, 2008 at 5:45 pm

Hey - that’s my kinfolk you’re insulting!

High Priestess Kang says April 14th, 2008 at 7:39 pm

:)

Have you heard my take on small town, southern ladies? Or…women from the North who look ten years older than they actually are?

You are the same woman who listens to me make fun of people in the mall, right? ;)

:hugs:

Ming the Merciless says April 19th, 2008 at 11:58 am

I’m picturing shoulder pads, peroxide, and sequins.

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