The more things change…

Posted by High Priestess Kang as LOL Douchebags, Observations

…the more they don’t.

So here’s what’s been on my pea-sized brain lately…

My fellow high school chums are starting to network on FecesBook.  Allow me to say that high school, in general, was not one of the higher points in my life for a list of reasons tl/td to even address.  So happy was I to get the phuck out of there, I passed on any/all possibilities to go out and get teenage-wasted and managed to beat my parents back to the house post commencement.

Anyhoooo…getting in touch with some of my fellow asylum inmates has been a blast.  Truly.  I’m thrilled to learn that so many are happy and doing well with their lives.

On the other hand - I have come to the sick realization that some people simply will not evolve.  And I find that tragically sad, particularly given the fact that I graduated from the loony-bin 19 years ago.

Now, as most are aware, my first recourse would be to make a total mockery of them.  After all, if you’re so intellectually stunted that you want to revisit drama from 19 years ago, you’re asking for it.  Not only do I deem that free therapy (out of the kindness of my cold heart) but I feel it’s my public obligation to out tossers.  That and I derive a perverse pleasure from rubbing someone’s face in their own poo.

As it stands, I’m keeping mum.  For now.  Watching the train slowly wreck.  It wasn’t worth my time in 1989 and I don’t think it’s worth my time in 2008.

Then again - there is always that fit of boredom that drives me to do very, very naughty things on the internets.

When Dock Ellis graduated from high school, he flipped off his entire graduating class and lobbed his mortarboard at the principal (I had, erroneously, relayed to a friend that it was the superintendent.  He did not hurl his cap at him, he simply rebuked a handshake).  Once he was done making his statement, he left commencement early, diploma in hand and zero desire to return to the past.

If it wasn’t for the fact that some of the people I grew up with weren’t right cool - I should be doing the same.