Jul
When a joke goes bad…
Posted by High Priestess Kang as IJC, Op/Ed, Rants
…but it’s not a joke. Really.
So one of the hens from The View, Sherri Shepherd, decided to make a funny:
She also tells the mag that that it is hard being ‘taken to task about her faith’ on The View:
“Oh sometimes I say, ‘Lord, Juanita Bynum or Joyce Myers (evangelists) would be so good at this table. They could lay hands on Barbara Walters and get her saved. I ask the Lord, ‘Why am I here?’ I have to trust God when He says, ‘Because I said so.’”
Ok. This isn’t a joke. This is an actual, motherphucking, huge-ass, gorilla of a problem.
Why do, “Christians” feel audacious enough that they think they can lead someone to being, “saved?” Furthermore, why do, “Christians” feel like people should be saved? Maybe we don’t want to? Have you ever thought about that, folks?
At first, I was seething because Barbara Walters is a Jewess, like me. Living in The Bible Belt/The South, I hear this shit incessantly. People thinking they mean well but they, ultimately, don’t. They’re just being narrow minded, self-absorbed, selfish and disrespectful.
So disrespectful that a former colleague of mine actually took me out to lunch to address my life of sin. All because she was worried about me. Note: SHE was worried. SHE. It was all about HER. Not me. Not my beliefs. No respect for me - at all. The fact that I’m a Jewess and refuse to accept (let alone acknowledge) Christ as my savior had been keeping her up at night and that just won’t do!
Sherri Shepherd was not joking. She does believe this shit. Any attempt to spin this story any other way is merely that - a feeble attempt to hide her blantant arrogance.
And to her other comment about the bazillions of abortions she had: it’s a good thing. We don’t need the stupid and the arrogant procreating.
Moar abortions and less fundies, kplzthnx!
4 comments so far
Stuff like this is the reason I want to “Save” evangelical christians with a .45 to the back of the head. It’s for their own good, really.
Ah, Sherri Shepherd. Isn’t she one who said that Shirley Caesar is “like a black Patti LaBelle” and that Christianity is older than Ancient Greece and even Judaism? Uhm…remind me again why she’s on that show?
As for proselyting co-workers, next time one of them tries it, simply tell them: “Actually I just spoke to God this morning and he told me that the only thing I need saving from is you.”
Honey, as a Jew, you need to recognize that your only reason to exist is to eventually see the light and accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior, ultimately helping the Christians bring about some prophecy from the Book of Revelations.
Or some such nonsense.
Seriously. This is why fundies support Israel. They need Jews for some prophecy.
If that’s not insulting, I don’t know what is.
because believing in something as ludicrous as they do requires a certain amount of foolishness. a considerable amount. mind you i have known many intelligent people who followed what they thought were jesus’ teachings, but even those are blinded by emotion and idiocy when they accept their false god as their savior. i consider it quite tragic. these people actually believe that they have a right, no, a “god given” right to tell other people what to believe.
idiotic belief systems like this should have be stamped out years ago when we had a chance.
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