Charlie the Unicorn.

Posted by Ming the Merciless as Amusement, Guest Author, Ming the Merciless, T3h Intarweb

“We’re goin’ to Candy Mountain!”

Live from Sweden…

Posted by High Priestess Kang as LOL Swedes, Religion, T3h Intarweb

…Scientology!!!!

Or should I rephrase that. Project Chanology.

Apparently, our Scientologist friends have absolutely no sense of humor. Nor do they want to know how scamilarious their “*religion” really is. In the spirit of good natured trolling and lulz, Anonymous, the folks of the seedy underbelly that is t3h int3rn3tz, have been working their hardest to expose the wacky, zany craziness. L Ron’s peeps Tom Cruise and The Fresh Prince are not happy.

Humorless phucks.

Now, there are rumblings of law suits and, “pwnership.”

What the hell.

You mean to tell me that a religion is so insecure that it gets its proverbial knickers in a twist because people are trying to have some innocent fun? Or…is there something to hide.

I will be heading into town later today to do some food-shopping. Perhaps a trip to Gothenburg’s Scientology Centre will reveal some more dirty, dirt cum scoop?

Dare I knock on the door?

Blog Layout

Posted by Ming the Merciless as Blogging

All I want to know is this:

Internet Explorer users, does the content (the column with the posts in it) display to the left, or does it wrap around weirdly under the sidebars?

If the display is weird, I would love forever any IE users that get screenshots of it.

God Julukkah!

Posted by Ming the Merciless as Blogging, Ming the Merciless

and Happy Holidays, Ms. K.

Here’s your Julukkah present.

It’s only the first version, so if there’s anything you would like a little different, let me know. Also, I’ll make you a non-holiday banner.

<3

Knackered

Posted by High Priestess Kang as Blogging

My beady eyes and feeble mind have taken as much as they can with regard to this redesign.  For some odd reason, the header (title) is showing up in a screwy font on Dock’s laptop and desktop.  Instead of it being the screwy sort of font I had desired, it’s rather block-ish and HUGE in Dock’s views.

For the regular readers, if you detect anything ugly, funky, fugly, what-have-you, please leave me a note.  The layout looks just fine on Pernilla but Pernilla has a wide-screen monitor.

Time to get ready for bed.  I have a big day of being a domestic goddess ahead of me tomorrow.  Kangers is going to cook her bread-winnin’ man some dinner and do some housework.

Visit the Phorum for more Blogging (according to Kang)

A bored Kang…

Posted by High Priestess Kang as Blogging

…is a dangerous Kang.

No.  You’re not seeing things.  I have been screwing around with the theme of KangWorld most of the afternoon.  Please continue to be patient while I dick with fonts, colors, pagination, etc…

Visit the Phorum for more Blogging (according to Kang)

Moar fun with t3h Bibul

Posted by High Priestess Kang as Amusement, T3h Intarweb

Aaaaah…as if the Brick Testament wasn’t funny enough. I have stumbled across more lolcats. This time, the form is a wiki and the subject is The Bible.

LOL. Lolcat Bible!

20 An teh man gave names 2 all teh aminals, An 2 teh burdies of sky (An to teh onez who cudnt flyz) An teh aminals in teh see, (so they wudnt feel left out), An to every aminal in teh field; but for man wuznt no good helper fo him, not even ne1 to talk 2 in chatroom.21 An Ceiling Cat caused a deep sleep to fall upon teh man, An he slept; An he took 1 of his ribs, cuz it has a flavr.

23 Teh man saiz,

“Dese bonez is my bonez

an dis meatz are my meatz;

I calz her “whoa man”, k

cuz she in ur chest taken ur ribs.”

24 So man muv out da basement an lives wif da womenz, an be all u can puts your toofbrush nexta mine an I no eats you.

25 and teh man and teh woman weared invisible clothes! Cause dey had teh secksy.

The Nestle (Strawberry) Quick Bunny…

Posted by High Priestess Kang as Blogging

…has obviously vomited all over the website. Either that or Ming the Merciless, in a PMS rage, hijacked a mass transit bus and squashed the poor creature, painting KangWorld the most vile shade of pink ever seen by man. This would include Pepto Pink and Calamine Pink.

Egads!!!

There will be changes. I promise you.

No offense to the spirit of the month. I’m doing my part by reducing alcohol intake to next to none…evar.

Once I finish with this G-d awful training which has taken up every spare moment of my time, I’ll be back. To Paint It, Black.

I see a red door and I want it painted black
No colors anymore I want them to turn black
I see the girls walk by dressed in their summer clothes
I have to turn my head until my darkness goes
I see a line of cars and theyre all painted black
With flowers and my love both never to come back
I see people turn their heads and quickly look away
Like a new born baby it just happens evry day
I look inside myself and see my heart is black
I see my red door and it has been painted black
Maybe then Ill fade away and not have to face the facts
Its not easy facin up when your whole world is black

No more will my green sea go turn a deeper blue
I could not foresee this thing happening to you
If I look hard enough into the settin sun
My love will laugh with me before the mornin comes

I see a red door and I want it painted black
No colors anymore I want them to turn black
I see the girls walk by dressed in their summer clothes
I have to turn my head until my darkness goes
Hmm, hmm, hmm,…
I wanna see it painted, painted black
Black as night, black as coal
I wanna see the sun blotted out from the sky
I wanna see it painted, painted, painted, painted black
Yeah!

Yarrr!

Posted by High Priestess Kang as Amusement, T3h Intarweb

It’s, “Talk Like a Pirate Day!” Yippeeee!!! I mean…Yarrr!!!

My profile seems to be keeping in spirit with my life as a closeted Dominatrix.

You are The Quartermaster

You, me hearty, are a man or woman of action! And what action it is! Gruesome, awful, delightful action. You mete out punishment to friend and foe alike – well, mostly to foe, because your burning inner rage isn’t likely to draw you a whole lot of the former. Still, though you may be what today is called “high maintenance” and in the past was called “bat-shit crazy,” the crew likes to have you around because in a pinch your maniacal combat prowess may be the only thing that saves them from Jack Ketch. When not in a pinch, the rest of the crew will goad you into berserker mode because it’s just kind of fun to watch. So you provide a double service – doling out discipline AND entertainment.

What’s Yer Inner Pirate?
brought to you by The Official Talk Like A Pirate Web Site. Arrrrr!

We want our Holecutter!

Posted by High Priestess Kang as T3h Intarweb

Bring him back!

Bring him back!

Bring him back!